Crawfish Sundays
Hey fellow Feeders and Feed readers, Tedzilla here, and I am back- this time with a review on District 301's crawfish party this last Sunday. I will also probably ramble about this or that because that's just what I do- I go off on tangents. It makes for a much more eye-gasmic, synaptic firing, belch inducing, reading experience- in my somewhat humble opinion. Ahhh, crawfish... Lobsteruswannabe Buttsmallerus. Its mere name summons visions of large metal
You’re Such a Good Dancer, [Fill In The Blank]
Ok. This is from personal experience and I'm sure all you dancing freaks out there will be able to relate. If you know me, you know that I am a dancing fool. I don't show off or anything (check out this post about dance show offs). I'm just enjoying myself. If the music is good, I'll move to it. That's about as simple as it gets. Now, I may look better while I'm dancing than
Party People
...The operative word here being people. I mean isn't that what really makes a party. After all, everyone of us has his/her personal preference in entertainment, ambiance and libations, but don't the right people make it better when one of the above isn’t ideal? And, when all of those conditions are perfect, isn't it euphoric to see someone else you enjoy/love taking as much or more pleasure in the moment as you are? That's why
Picking the Wrong Venue and Blaming Them
Recently, my two friends who manage a nightclub in the Warehouse District in Austin, have asked me to retort on Yelp.com to some undeservedly scathing reviews. I figured I would take the time first to help educate the public on how to not be a complete online whiny vaginy after what is supposed to be a fun night out on the town. First thing, you should take my style of writing as an example. You
Flirting Your Way Through a Bar Tab
Girls know exactly what they are doing! So I know in my experience when out that you can do one of two things or both if you’re a good flirt. If you know a guy bartender or see one…There are several ways to make sure that your tab doesn't end up adding up to a million dollars…I, for one, like paying for my own drinks...For many reasons but my main one is: if I can
Is That a Nipple? That’s a Shadow of a Nipple
As we walked into the party at Phoenix last Thursday someone forgot to send us the memo that body painting was on the agenda. Several shirtless and scantily clad “models” were on hand to showcase the work, if you will, of the artist that night. Actually, it was no different than most nights out on the scene of Austin fashion where pretty much anything goes. Austin is known for its laid back demeanor and keeping
Birthday And Wordplay
So on Tuesday my boy D-Train t.v. personality and all around good guy had an all star birthday bash and I was invited to add my talents to the party. It's always a pleasure to get busy in front of folks who maybe never heard of me but fully appreciate my art when I get going. The crowd was thick and totally energized as plenty of performers took to the stage and put it down
Texas Relays. Man Oh man!
This past weekend was quite eventful and amusing as we had Texas Relays going down in Austin. I have never been and figured since I heard it’s the last time this is gonna take place in the ATX, why not see what it’s all about. It’s almost impossible to sum up in a small story what I have observed. I figured, I would give a brief rundown of the things that stuck to mind the
Just a Friend
Reyes Definition: Two friends go out…1 Boy + 1 Girl = NO PLAY! So I, for one, love my boys. It pretty much makes life easier as a girl to hang out with just boys #imjustsayin’. But in my experience, being around a bunch of boys will basically rule out any guy to come talk to me unless I’m in route to and or from the bathroom..aka the ultimate cock block…
A Houston Kinda Night
Now this is a story all about how my night got flip right upside down...Ok so I went recently to Houston Tx...Land of the fun...Well at least for me, it was…Me and The BFF went out downtown after one of the Final Four Games!!! We went to House of Blues…Well I thought it was gonna be just a regular crowd…Well it wasn’t…lol.. From Manny Fresh being there to the countless Old School Hip Hop songs,
The Repeatedly Beaten, Red-headed Stepchild
The last speaker, amp, and microphone has been packed away into hard cases and tucked into U-Haul trucks. The various promotional fliers and advertising literature have been swept from the streets and stripped from the walls. For yet another year, SXSW has come and gone, and in its wake left Austinites satiated with a plethora of artistic expression and experience. Personally, I can't write/rant at length about the inner-workings and goings on about the week-and-a-half
Bathroom Etiquette
A normal Friday night for me at Lucky Lounge... or so I thought. The night went smooth, until 2am hit. A female staff member went in to use the women's rest room only to find a girl with no pants or underwear on. It gets better. The girl had, how do I say this..... shit her pants and thrown them in our garbage can. Not the best part.... She is WASTED (obvi), can't get a
The Bartender and The Obnoxious
So I'm chilling at the bar at Malverde, trying to order a drink. Next to me were these 2 guys also trying to get the bartender's attention for another round of drinks. Apparently the bartender was busy closing a tab at the register so we all had to be patient. You do not want to make the guy who's serving you angry in any situtation. (That's why I don't mess with waiters at restaurant...If you've
Lessons From SXSW Pt. 3
So here it is. This is the last installment of the Lessons From SXSW series. Check out Part 1 and Part 2 if you haven't yet. Artists love to see you wear their merchandise. I've gotten to meet a lot of artists such as Pharoah Monch, DJ Premier, The Artifacts, Questlove, J-Live and many more. I was actually wearing my Blind To You, Haters shirt I bought from last year's Collie Buddz show. I rarely
The Kung Fu Hustle
What do Bruce Lee, Pac Man, and Irish Car Bombs have in common? If the only answer you can come up with is that the three can all be considerably threatening to one's health, have no fear. The Kung Fu Saloon houses them all under one roof in a most harmonious existence. Music to your ears? It should be. If upon entering this place, you're not completely captivated by the slew of choice vintage video
Ring The Alarm – 2011 Texas Relays Edition
You all know about the only Reggae and Dancehall party in Austin. If you don't, you've been living under a rock for 5+ years. Well, the Ring The Alarm crew, namely Jah Mighty, Baby G and Junior Vibes, are giving you a double dose of caribbean flavor for the month of April. First Saturday (2nd), it's going down at LightBar (Congress/4th-5th). Well, you have 1 week to rest up for the Texas Relays Edition of
Lessons From SXSW Pt. 2
SXSW has been over for 10 days now and I'm sure some people are still recovering from it. It sure took me a couple of days to emerge from the madness. If you haven't yet, check out the first set of lessons I've learned from SXSW. I was so caught up in the festival that I didn't have time to write about it. So now that my brain is functioning correctly I can pursue my
Oldie But a Drunkie
My bestie of 12 years came to visit this weekend and we didn’t go out Friday however we made up for it on Saturday!!!! Oh my lanta!!!! You know those nights when you head out late and you get downtown…..everyone’s drunk and stumbling around and the only way you are going to tolerate it is if you down several to catch up…well when you do that you end up drunkie drunk!!!! That was us this
The FeedBak Presents: All Black and White Birthday Affair
Well, here we are...Time to celebrate 1 more year on this planet for FeedBak team members Bak, Angela and Minh! After a week (hopefully) of rest from the madness that was SXSW so let's kiss the month of March goodbye with a bang! We decided to take it back where it started... Six Lounge on the corner of 4th and Colorado Saturday, March 26th Doors open at 9pm Come one, come all and wear BLACK
Kanye brings out Jay-Z in Austin for SXSW!
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