This is a story about a girl and a dude. I actually met the girl through other friends that night. Then the dude showed up and one of the most fascinating plot unfolded before my eyes. I was actually taking notes while I was watching it. It was like being at the theater and they were performing just for me. So without further ado, I give you The Girl and The Dude.
- girl drinks with her girlfriends at bar
- girl gets hit on by most dudes that walk by her
- most dudes buy drinks for girl and her girlfriends
- girl dances on dancefloor with her girlfriends
- dude stands on the sidelines
- girlfriends each find another dude to dance with
- dude eyes girl and slowly starts dancing sexy
- girl dances by herself for 1 song
- dude slowly approaches girl doing sexy moves
- girlfriends still dancing with other dudes
- dude quickly positions himself behind girl
- dude grabs girl by the hips and begins to dry hump
- girl looks shocked but really isn’t
- girl actually playing on her phone while dude follow her ass movements
- dude keeps holding girl with one arm over her shoulder and hand on her stomach
- other dude she talked to earlier tries to talk and dance with girl
- dude keeps holding girl’s hand while girl responds to other dude
- other dude leaves
- dude talks to girl in her ear
- dude makes out with girl after 10+ tries
- dude doesn’t let other dudes touch and/or talk to girl
- dude keeps pulling girl’s skirt up
- girl keeps pulling it down
- dude and girl dance and grind on each other for a few songs
- girlfriends grab girl to go to bathroom
- girl disappears for a while
- dude tries the same game on other girl
- other girl disses dude
- dude circles the bar looking for girl
- girl thinks she’s escaped from dude
- dude finds girl on patio
- girl ignores him
- girl pretends she’s going to another bar
- girl creeps and ducks around a SUV to avoid dude walking by
- girl goes back to bar and meets other dudes
- girl claims its annoying but seems to enjoy every minute of it
- girl glad she got rid of dude
- girl meets new dude
- dude comes back at 2am in front of bar and waits for girl to come out
- girl still inside with new dude
- dude outside talking to other dudes
- girl comes out with new dude
- dude still talking with other dudes and doesn’t see girl with new dude
- dude talks to new girl outside but new girl leaves with her girlfriends
- girl leaves with new dude
- dude stands alone waiting another other girl
- girl goes to eat late snack with new dude, joined by girlfriends and their dudes
- dude goes home and probably sleeps on a kickstand
- the end
This story may sound like a show on National Geographic. That goes to show you that people watching is still one of the most entertaining thing to do while you’re out. By the way, I told the girl that I would write about this so she was cool with it. So if you’re reading this, thank you!