So being newly single, has opened many opportunities for me …Now, I don’t know if the things I am being offered however anything close to what I thought the single life of our generation would entail. As I walk down the streets of DT ATX and enjoy the nightlife, I realize that perhaps the scenery is not as I anticipated it to be…Sure, a single girl’s gotta have fun. Drinks, dancing, flirting is good in my book however some of the stuff I have been told are quite interesting and make me go, “WTF, did they just say that? Didn’t you just meet me?!” Now, mind you, I have only been single for three months…I guess it doesn’t take long for someone to get pulled into some fantastically intriguing offers. LOL Below you may find a quiet hilarious list of offers, unless you feel that these are pretty exciting in your book:

  • $1,000 a night (um, not sure if this involved home-made videos or a one night stand; I was too scared to ask LOL)
  • Threesome with a girl and a guy
  • Threesome with a girl and a girl and a guy watching
  • Free pizza with an offer to drive them home
  • Free food for me if I decide to go home with them
  • A pack of cigarettes for a make-out session in the back of a club

I think these are the top interesting so far. In addition to above, you may also find yourself entertained with the worst pick-up lines ever:

  • “Oh, you have a man?!” (when I decide that this is absolutely not the person I want to chat with and lie that I have a man) “Well, are you happy ma’?!” – Dude, for real? And if I’m not? Who asks that? Please be a bit more original, gentlemen! Wow…
  • “Lose the zero and get with the hero…”(another one of those I had no intentions of chatting with) – cheesiest line EVER
  • “Hey, red shirt – nice boots! Come here talk to me” Um….no, thanks….LMAO, I have a name…
  • “Well, when you want an arm candy, holla at me.” – Dude, wtf is “arm candy”, to which I get a response, “Arm candy is me walking next to you and every girl wishing they were in your spot.” Uhhhh…I think I spat my drink out at this point LOL
  • “Has anyone told you, you look like Kim Kardashian?!” – OK, this is probably said at least twice each night I go out. C’mon guys, come up with something creative!

With that said, I guess if you’re looking for that wild and what I call interesting encounter, DT ATX might be a place for you. However, ladies, if you want a real man without corny lines and who is at least somewhat respectful and has a taste, you may want to check out Eddy V’s, Sullivan’s and Jazz Clubs.

Cheers to single life! Stay protected and wrap it up @ all times! With shit like above, the next thing you know, you got herpes…

>>> Foreign Soul <<<