I was just sitting down at a table at Bungalow and this dude comes to sit next to me. I had no idea who he was or what he wanted. All I knew is that he was way past drunk. Have you ever been near someone so drunk, you can actually feel it even though you’re dead sober? Well, that guy was just like that.

He did introduce himself then just started talking to me. I didn’t know him at all but for some reason, I was curious about the type of conversation we could have. Next thing you know, we started talking about some deep meaning-of-life-type of discussion. I’m not sure how we got there. My goal was just to ask him the right (and sometimes same) questions that would allow him to keep running his mouth. And man, it was entertaining! I have to admit, some of things he said did make some sense. I’m sure we could have had a great conversation if he hadn’t been drunk. But in his drunken state, he was able to make up new English words, defy the laws of grammar, make unbelievable references and analogies.

I ended up recording most of our conversation on my phone. I did tell him about it but he didn’t care.

Without further ado, I give you: Wisdom of a Drunk Man. Enjoy!

Note: The video is quite long but the punchline at the end is priceless. It’s worth it!