Sup wit it? Everything good ?

 

Anyway, dat ain’t what I’m here to speak about. So I’m out last night at this one spot wit my boy. He is a cool cat don’t get me wrong, but his dance moves went from 0 to 60 in New York Minute LITERALLY. I’m chillin’ with a lil’ whiskey and beer, i look over at my boy , he’s already showing symptoms of intense dance fever, doin’ the cabbage patch and shit. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re like BAK i get it, you just can’t control yourself when music comes on, you just blackout and start doin’ the MC Hammer dance. BUT you gotta know when to just keep it at a casual two step, you can’t be at da real classy bar pop lockin’ and shit, White People are lookin’ mad confused, dat or just bout to call the cops on your ass. 

 

So if you catch my drift, this place was kinda fancy, i look over at my friend, he went from doin’ the cabbage patch to FULL FLEDGED DOUGIE!!! I’m thinkin’ oh hell nawww!!. Ain’t like i could lie and be like “He ain’t wit me” cuz when y’all the only two black guys in the bar, white people are always gonna associate the other black guy wit you lol. 

 

Look People, save yourself and your ankles when you’re out at classy places, ok?. Its’ like Hitch told Albert Brennaman “They don’t need pizza, they already got food“

 

One Love!