“It’s great if you like to party and get laid.”

It was a random weekday when myself and two friends went with a realtor to take a look at leasing a downtown 4th street condo at The Railyard. I’m sure we would have just taken it by just looking at the photos, hell, we were taking a look the first day it was on the market. It was there when we opened the door to my future room, around noon on a weekday, where a man in his early 20’s like myself was still half asleep when he responded to my question with those opening statements above in response to the question “How do you like living downtown?“

The answer to my question was as obvious as it was rhetorical.

For this entry, I’ll cut right to the chase, the best thing about living here was all the great women that came with it.

The easiest group of women I picked up was literally done at my old place, not with visitors that came by, but by a group of young girls walking on Trinity. I was outside with my roomate drinking, when I spontaneously used The Construction Worker Technique and probably just grunted…I probably just said hey, and they just nonchalantly stopped outside my gate, in the surprise, I looked over my alcoholic Indian friend (who when drunk became a beast of sociopathy bantering), he swiftly and confidently had his gate opener, and four young women dressed for the night came in. I ended up in the biblical sense with both of them. Not at the same time, it’s tricky when trying to sleep with a pair of best friends. It works well when you proposition the first girl with a Ménage à trois in hopes she actually tells the other girl and accepts. Honestly it’s almost like that episode in Seinfeld, but it just happened to be separately. Living downtown IS great if you like to party and get laid.