A normal Friday night for me at Lucky Lounge… or so I thought. The night went smooth, until 2am hit. A female staff member went in to use the women’s rest room only to find a girl with no pants or underwear on. It gets better. The girl had, how do I say this….. shit her pants and thrown them in our garbage can. Not the best part…. She is WASTED (obvi), can’t get a hold of her friends (I’d ditch you too if you crapped yourself), and she’s from out of town and has no idea where she’s staying. Did I mention she now has to leave the bar without pants? Oh, and it’s 32 degrees outside.
All of a sudden, her problem becomes our problem, or so she thought. It’s now 2:45am and we need her out so we can clean and leave. Thankfully, we have one compassionate female on staff who managed to wrestle up a scarf that had been left behind and fashion it into a “skirt” for this poor, embarrassed girl.
Note to people – if you can’t behave yourself when you drink, stay at home, and crap your pants there.
Haha! Good one. My advice is always take a crap BEFORE heading out…So was she just left standing outside in that scarf skirt in the cold?
I have no idea where she went after we booted her! Like I said, not our problem 🙂 And if you couldn’t tell, I was NOT the compassionate female staff member haha. Sorry for ya, but you gotta go!
Good call! I woulda loved to be a fly on the wall and hear the next day conversation between her and her friends…
“Where were you guys when I felt sick?
– Bitch! We waited for you outside and it was cold…were you closing your tab or dropping a deuce in there?
– Well, I accidently did. I was trying to throw up but it came outta the wrong end and I passed out. No panties on.
– Glad we left without you. Cuz ain’t nobody letting you sit in their car with yo shitty ass…Not even a cab driver”
Great post, Jess…Keep ’em comin!