Sup baby!
Its ya boy Craig Allen, yo first and foremost i really have to send a BIGGGGG THANKKK YOUUUU to Jake Lopez and the Marq. I had homegirls come in town last night from Baton Rouge, Louisiana and some live in Texas, but one is getting married and they showed them a good time. Much love…
Ok the shit im about to tell yall i cant even believed happened ok? So im chilln wit my homegirls at the Marq sittn at the table in the back you know jus tryna feel like a baller even tho im not but whatever lol. I realize like yo “I need to go get more glasses for the girls“.
So i go up to the bar and im like “Excuse me can i get more glasses?” Ok i got that all straightened out so now im jus waiting at the bar and there is this girl standing next to me. Was she hot? she was cute but thats not the point lol The point is im standing there, she looks at me GRABS my face and LICKS IT!
Now here is the thing about a face lick, you cant stop it. You cant be like “Hey girl stop licking my face” because it will just make everyone feel awkward, so you have to let that person give you the full lick. She got me good, it was like from my chin to my cheek.
Even when you are havin sex, whens the last time someone grabbed your face and JUST LICKED IT!?!?! lol that shit just dont happen. I honestly neva had a girl lick my face before.
For all you face lickers out there, i know its 2011 and you wanna be all free and shit. But dont go round lickn niggas faces lol. Smooth it out baby and stay fly 😉
Peace and Love youngn!
Naw seriuosly, phuck awkward!! This is a bad look for everyone involved. I really don’t liked to be touched if you don’t know me at all, let alone in the face, let alone with your tongue! She not putting that thing on me no way no how!! You don’t know where that shit has been, crazy bitch like that is like to have come from suckin dick behind the dumpster!! Uh uh, that shit is strange,nasty, and down right disrespectful. If another chick sees that, don’t know you, and you let it go down she’s liable think you have no respect for your self!
I know 3000 wrote this for the ladies but….
….grab her by her neck, throw her against the wall, say bitch don’t you disrespect me, no never not at all…..
If the problem persists you may want to consider growing some facial hair! Good luck!!
Piece!
LOL that reply was epic.
Girls downtown think they can do whatever the hell they want… (usually is true) lol