I was bored a few times and I was looking at girls dancing crazy and I came up with this silly game. It’s called The Girl Dance Game. Here is how it goes.

In order to play the game, you must do the following:

1. You must be really bored to play. (hey, some people go out to just stand there and stare. So this is for you.)
2. Make sure you can see the dancefloor from where you are standing.
3. There must be at least 2 girls dancing.
4. Play with a friend. It’s more fun/less boring.

The game is based on the simple premise that girls love to dance. Well, there’s dance and there’s the way those girls dance. In other words, these girls really go all out when they dance. And this game basically keeps score on the some of the dance moves they do. From simple to outrageous.

The rules are the following:

1. Each player selects a girl that he/she will monitor.
2. Once picked, you cannot change girls.
3. Specify how long the game will last. You don’t wanna do that all night (unless you are really really really bored). 1)  because it involves keeping track of something while your brain might not wanna do any work. And 2) because you may look creepy for staring at somebody for such a long time. I’d say play the game for the length of 1 song. That should be plenty of time.
4. You win by calling out the moves your selected girl is performing and advancing to the highest level possible. See the breakdown below.
5. Once your selected girl performs a move at a particular level, you advance to that level.
6. Since the moves are cumulative (a level includes moves from its lower levels), you remain at that level until she does a higher level move.
7. Whoever is at the lowest level by the end of the time must buy a round (you might wanna work this out beforehand).

Here is the list of moves to look out for and their corresponding points:

• Level 1 – Hands In The Air

That’s probably the one you see the most. The basic. Hands go up. As simple as that. Maybe that’s girls’ way of saying: “I’m free! I don’t care about a thing right now because I am having a great time!” and sometimes they yell out words in Woohoo when that happens (See The 5 Types of Clubs/Bars post for reference).

• Level 2 – The Body Roll
  

This move is also pretty basic too and simply consists in doing the Worm standing. Usually, the girl girates her hips to form a figure 8 or the infinity symbol. It is a very sexy move. If she adds waving arms to it, it’ll be like she’s belly dancing and auditioning for a Shakira music video. Again, it is simple, effective and does not require much body work, so they don’t get sweaty. Girls can do that one all night long so you may be stuck in Level 2 for a while.

• Level 3 – The Dip
  

How many songs out there actually instruct the ladies to drop. From Ester Dean’s Drop It Low to Snoop’s Drop It Like It’s Hot, girls love to let gravity do its trick. And if she’s got heels on, I guess it’s easier. I don’t know. But whenever the chorus hits, they feel like something needs to be picked up from the floor. The funniest thing to see is a group of girls dipping one at time then they look like a live game of Whack-A-Mole.

• Level 4 – The Dry Hump

Technically, to dry hump, the girl needs a partner. Although I’ve seen girls air-fuck (the sexual counterpart to Air Guitar), but for the most part, someone needs to be humping somebody. And girls don’t care. They’ll hump and get humped by a dude or another chick. Maybe they wish they had something between their legs. It’s fascinating to see though. Of course, there are many aspects to The Dry Hump including bending over (the most common, of course), thrusting or even borderline daggering. I know Salt-n-Pepa told you to Push it real good so I guess you have to. But when girls line up one behind the other and dry hump each other, it is still a spectacle.

• Level 5 – The Stripper Fantay

Your selected girl may get carried away and feel like dancing on things. These things include the bar, a pole, a pillar, or a speaker. This level is about 3 things: location, location, location. Chances are you will witness a lotta dipping and dry humping ,especially if your selected girl goes up there with her friends. Either she is drunk or she needs a lotta attention or both. Usually, a lotta eyes will turn and stare. Needless to say most of those eyes belong to dudes who all look like the wolf from Tex Avery. Other girls in the club will look at your selected girl, somewhat judge her as an attention whore, and probably roll their eyes.

• Level 6 – The Performer
  

We’ve reached the top. Your girl is seriously letting loose. The hands go all the way up and make their way down touching other things (including her own things). The dips go all the way down to the floor. And the butt is the first body part to come back up. Add some left-to-right booty shaking before the head pops back up. In other words, this level encapsulates all lower levels but takes them a few steps further. The Performer gets mounted on the wall like flat screen TVs, and is not scared of getting down and dirty on the floor. She loves sandwiches, especially when she’s the meat in the middle. The guys in the front and back try to make sure she doesn’t slide off like a square patty between 2 round buns at Wendy’s. Your selected girl will make you say “get a room already” or you may add the word “let’s” in front of it. She’ll make a scene and maybe clear the some room around her so the whole club can experience what it would be like to be on the set of a softcore porn movie. Or maybe she is auditioning to be a go-go dancer. Well, she is actually putting on a show for everybody to watch. She may expect applauds but other girls at this point are just disgusted while dudes can barely contain themselves.

See it’s as simple as that. Some levels may not always apply depending on what kinda club you at. The fact is that girls love to dance. They will dance however they feel like it. Some want to be left alone. Some do it for the attention. Some are just having a blast with their girlfriends cuz it’s Girl’s Night Out. However provocative it may seem, if that’s how they choose to express themselves, you should respect that; good for them. Remember, you are the one bored here playing this silly game. It is no different than playing Banana Car on a road trip. So ladies, get out there and do your thing but just be aware that people do some people watching from time to time. And fellows, don’t be creeps and respect a girl’s space when she dances unless she really really loves sandwiches or wants to put on a show.[/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]